Some of you may find this question incredulous. Some of you are thinking get schwifty??? What the heck does that mean? Others, well, they are truly questioning how I could ask such a thing.
"Of course I get schwifty... Schwiftiness is one of the fundamentals of humanity"
How ever I will persist because I want an answer!!! How many of you steemians know how to get schwifty?
There are a multitude of ways a person can get schwifty; one of which includes defecating on the floor so you might want to have a mop and bucket near by if schwiftiness ensues.