This applies to anyone over 40 but I think others younger will also appreciate the humor.
A SENIOR CITIZEN TRYING TO RESET A PASSWORD
WINDOWS: Please reset password
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces
USER: 50damnboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character
USER: 50DAMNEDboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively
USER: 50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation
USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use
