Here are 10 ludicrous religious-themed books. I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.
Thinking Biblically About The iPod
If there is a more obscure book title out there, I am yet to come across it.
Help Lord – The Devil Wants Me Fat
Why would The Devil want you fat? He is not a fat fetishist.
What’s Wrong with Christian Rock?
Have you got all day.
Living in fear is not joyful.
The Missionary Position: Mother Teresa in Theory and Practice
Winner of the most unfortunate title in the religious category.
You mean I have spent countless hours, on my knees, praying to an Episcopalian … I think I am going to be ill.
That is not Jesus on the front cover. He wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that tracksuit.
Resurrection Aerobics The Christian Based Sex Aerobics
Proud winner of the most confounding book title award.
If that is The Lord’s corn patch, he is not going to be happy to find that overweight, shabbily-attired, crazy woman.
The Bible Is A Scientific Book
No it is not.
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