What do whales eat? Fish and ships. What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum! Where are whales weighed? At a whale weigh station How do you circumsize a whale? You send down four-skin divers. Did you hear about the flying whale? Actually its a whale of a story. What do you call a baby whale? A little squirt! What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about? What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A submarine with a built-in snorkel. What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale? Sha-Moo. How do you get banned from Sea World? Free Willy. What is an investment bankers favorite fish? White Whales. How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! What's Moby Dicks fathers name? Papa Boner. How do fish travel long distances? They whale (hail) a cab. What do you calf a whale with the stomach virus? A be-loogie How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale. Whats the difference between your mom and a blue whale? Ten pounds. I know a whale joke. Its a real killer. Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place. Movies A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a whale sitting next to him. "Are you a whale?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The whale replied, "Well, I liked the book." Salty Sea Son: 'Dad, why is the sea salty?' Father: 'Son, when a male blue whale mates, it releases over 40,000 gallons of sperm. Only 30% of this reaches the female and you ask me the why the sea is salty