Aphorisms and quotes that are witty and humorous have an advantage. They make us smile and are therefore more easily remembered.
Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. They are funny, witty, and at the same time, there is quite a bit of truth in some of them. Remember the ones you like, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will be very popular. We all like a witty and humorous person.
Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold – but so does a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say the cat died nobly. - Arnold Edinborough
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic! - Unknown
There is always room for improvement. It is the biggest room in the house. - Unknown
Autobiography is probably the most respectable form of lying. - Humphrey Carpenter
Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough. - Mark Twain
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Jonathan Swift
The big shots are only the little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their colour. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their colour is unthinkable. - Unknown
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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.