How Are Those Celebrity ICO Endorsements Doing?

Everyone has a picture they wish they could expunge from the internet.

So, how are those celebrity endorsements we keep hearing about?

Oh, they're doing great. Just great. Phenomenal, even. They are really built to last.

Let's take a gander in a visual tour-de-non-force (of Google results images.)

4.5 months. Floyd and "DJ" can correctly say they outlasted Paris Hilton.

3 weeks. Paris never had much of an attention span.

5 weeks. Bet he wishes he looked like Paris.

17 days....ouch, sorry Jamie. You're the biggest loser.

I think the lesson here is...short celebrities.

Our unlikely (and sole) winner is...

...one William Shatner, who appears to be the only celebrity endorsement I was able to locate that has not yet torpedoed the underlying product that said celebrity probably doesn't understand.

Doesn't mean I recommend going long on Datum, though!

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