I worked my butt off today, shoveling snow, so that my reptilian overlords could plot humanitarian baby-sitting schemes in their indoor heated herpetariums.

I bought Bitcoin because it was all the rage and I couldn't let myself get Left Behind. Plus, it frees me from the capito-drakarky banking system.

I mumbled "arian bigot" under my breath when my hispanic boss wished me a "Merry Christmas" because I refuse to be subjected to their antiquated belief system!

Wanna hear more true h'illuminati confessions? Checkout the newest satire video by JP the hilariously funny Reptile Hominoid. https://www.youtube.com/user/AwakenWithJP

Here, his newest video may just cause you to split your sides and shed your false facade:

3:20 (Social Media commenting)
5:00 (Bitcoin)

It's satirical GOLD!!!!
I hope you enjoy!

Peace


_{if you want to prove that the reptilians are real, just comment below how stupid I am for taking this subject lightly}