Why doesn’t Rajinikanth wear a watch? Because he decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth can strangle a man with a cordless phone.
Rajini’s calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. (No one fools Rajnikanth)
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s Secret.
The missing part of the fruit from the Apple logo was eaten by Rajinikanth.
Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because he found the title insulting.
Every Christmas, Santa waits for a gift from Rajini.
Strong winds in Delhi. Rajini blew his birthday candles.
Even Ghajini can’t forget Rajini.
No power cut in Tamil Nadu today. Rajini’s birthday candles blazing.
Rajini added Facebook as a friend.
When Rajini creates his mail id it’s outlook@rajnikanth.com.
Rajini and Superman were in a contest. The loser had to wear his underpants over his pants.