It had been snowing all night.
8:00 a.m. I made a snowman.
8:10 a.m. A feminist came by and asked me why I did not make a snow woman.
8:15 a.m. I made a snow woman. It is white, of course. Snow is white, isn't it?
8:17 a.m. My feminist neighbor complained of the snow woman's voluptuous profile, saying that she cosified snowwomen everywhere.
8:20 a.m. The gay couple that dwelt by her had a fierce heart, and protested, because they might have been two snowmen hetero couples in her stead.
8:22 a.m. The transgender guy asked me why he made not a snowman with parts that could be broken off.
8:25 a.m. The vegans at the end of the street complained of a carrot's nose: 'cause vegetables are food, and not for decoration.
8:28 a.m. I am anonymously denounced to the NAACP because the snow couple is white.
8:31 a.m. A Muslim man on the other side of the road demandeth that the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 a.m. The police come and say that there is a complaint, someone is offended.
8:42 a.m. And the woman next door complained that the broom of the snow woman should be removed, because she is a woman impersonaed in a domestic role.
8:43 a.m. A prosecutor came and threatened to bring a case against me.
8:45 a.m. The TV news crew appeared. I am asked if I know the difference between snow men and snow women. I answer: "snowballs" and now they call me sexist.
9:00 a.m. I am in the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, criminal with homophobic sensitivity.
9:10 a.m. I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:20 a.m. A CNN talk show makes me an interview on air, and I'm questioned by 6 pundits.
9:25 a.m. A "media person" sends me a letter and imposes a "legal restraint".
9:29 a.m. The extreme left-wing mob, offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding that I be put in jail.
9:35 a.m. Feminists scrutinize me and vandalize my house.
9:45 a.m. The IRS investigates me to find out if the money I used to buy the shovel and the carrot was legally obtained.
9:55 a.m. Environmental organizations accuse me of polluting the snow.
Lesson: There is none. It's just the truth of what we could see in the future if we continue this path.
Story based on this Twitter thread in Spanish
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