Simple is often the most appropriate
Occam's Razor:
a principle of problem solving. When presented with multiple solutions, one should select the option which makes the fewest assumptions.
Ok, but what the hell does that have to do with chicken?
Well some paint-huffing moral busybody at The New Yorker pinched off this abortion of an article:
Creepy infiltration? It's a business who opened a location in one of the most well known cities in the world. This event is snooze-worthy outside this morons knuckle-dragging screech of a response. In what seems like a drug-addled conspiracy crafting bender
I noticed that word—community—scattered everywhere in the Fulton Street restaurant ... Outside, you can glimpse an earlier iteration of that skyline on the building’s façade, which, with two tall, imperious rectangles jutting out, “gives a subtle impression of the Twin Towers.”
This emphasis on community, especially in the misguided nod to 9/11, suggests an ulterior motive. The restaurant’s corporate purpose still begins with the words “to glorify God,” and that proselytism thrums below the surface of the Fulton Street restaurant, which has the ersatz homespun ambiance of a megachurch.
You ok there bud?
Also, if you are checking a thesaurus every other word, you are a tool. This is also where Occam's Razor comes in. IF you don't like Chick-Fil-A do what I do, just don't go there. I do not like the message of the company and where it uses its money, so I do not go there. It is plain and simple. Maybe Dan Pieppenbring should simply not go instead of pumping out this trash.
