Welcome to "Virtue Signaling Gone Wrong!". This is a quick exploratory look at the absurdity of trying to please everyone(because that is technically impossible).
The Charges brought forth:
Emma Stone is hereby accused by the honorable online twitter community of intellectuals (absolute fucking idiots) of "White Feminism". This is a serious charge where the accused can find themselves working hard labor in the fields for years, or at worse life spent in the gulag. "This FUCKING WHITE FEMINIST dares to inject her WHITE FEMINISM into the Oscars by only promoting Greta Gerwig(a white woman), while overlooking 2 men of color".
Social Media Complaints Summary
Peak White Feminism
Minimizing Achievements of Men of Color(MOC)
Taking away MOCs voice
Ignoring one of the MOC is Latino
Ignoring one of the MOC is Black
Playing an Asian role in "Aloha"
Shunning an African American
Shunning a Mexican Immigrant
Being classless
Being disrespectful
Stealing an idea from Natalie Portman(previously hosted Oscars and stirred it up a different way)
Highlighting a white woman(Greta Gerwig)
Assuming the gender of "These four men"
Minimizing "incredible achievements" of MOC in the name of "white feminism"
Identifying a woman
Evidence presented
https://www..youtube.com/watch?v=PApvceNpFAg
Verdict
The accused has been found Guilty on all counts, including some extra counts that we are still in the process of making up. Even though she was making a joke/being snarky, this is not protected on twitter and we find the defendant double guilty.
Punishment
Death by spending life in gulag.
Court documented sources used in trial:
https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/mar/6/emma-stone-accused-white-feminism-slighting-minori/
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-/Emma-Stone-accused-white-feminism-Oscars.html
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/michaelblackmon/emma-stone