Life insurance surrealism
by Paul Turner
Agent: Hi this is Barry, licensed agent etc.
I see that you started an application.
Prospect: Uh, yes, but I don't give my credit card over the phone.
I signed with Mutual of Omaha. What was the quote that your agent gave me for $100k?
(Barry mutters to self.)
Prospect: Wait, I have another call. (Puts agent on hold.)
Barry: (Waits 10 seconds, then hangs up, and sets call disposition to SPAM).
.End of head case.
