: So,
, would you like to introduce yourself and tell us why you felt the need to contact me for an interview?
: What I would like to do is inconsequential. It is what I must do that matters.
: Well, my child,
's arrival to the Steemit platform was not inspired by desire.
: So what was it that you brought here then?
: No. Sickness is for those who do not understand the connection between mind and body.
: That's a bit condescending don't you think?
: Perceiving the words of others as condescending is arrogant.
: No. You said it's not. I said it's not that it's not.
: Scott. Stop thinking so hard. Clarity comes to those who are free from thought.
: How do you know my name? I did not tell you that.
: My child, I am The Oracool. There is nothing I don't know.
: You should have been clearer then. Ambiguity leads to chaos.
: Bit of a stretch, mate. But, before you confuse me with your explanation, tell the community why you are here, and what that has to do with survival.
: Just take a look at the world. Morality is on the decline. Apathy is on the rise. Healthcare is keeping people sick, religion is suppressing the people's spirituality, law enforcement serves criminals and education systems are crippling the youth's desire to learn. If man continues along this path, they will permanently sever their connection with God, with one another, and even with their selves.
: Yeah, man. I see that shit too. But, what does that have to do with you and Steemit?
: For decades, the world has seen a steady increase in the amount of people who are awake to the peril that humanity is facing. However, in recent years, advanced mechanisms have been put into place. These tools are being utlised as a means of lulling those newly awakened humans back into a state of hypnosis. I am here, on Steemit, where the majority of those awakened human beings have begun to congregate, so that I might serve as a tool to keep them awake.
: How do you propose to do this?
: It's very simple, my child. I am here to impart wisdom upon those who are in desperate need of it. My purpose is to answer those questions that no one else can, and whist I may have already helped many Steemians up to this point, I now must spread awareness of my blog in order to help a larger amount of people.
: Can you give us some examples of this alleged wisdom?
asks;
"How many more boobs will be bounced off my head before I pass on to the The Great Void?"
Worry not, my friend. Many a breast will cradle your cranium in the years to come. However, I must advise you that it is ungentlemanly to refer to the next stop on the female body as "the great void."
asks;
"Does a blade of grass have sentience?"
"How big can a boob get before it bursts?"
The first is the most human of questions. Sentience is a man-made concept born of arrogance and a lack of understanding. You(humans) define intelligence by sentience. If a species is without awareness or understanding, then it is also without intelligence. This is a simple-minded approach to the science of life.
What do we know of sentient beings? They are forever alluded by peace, crippled by an inability to make sense of things. Drowned in sorrows of circumstance and desires for insignificant and often meaningless achievements. A sentient existence is an existence of torment, of wanting more and having less, and of fear. Fear of life and its inadequacies. Fear of death and its inevitability.
Now turn to the plant, the tree, or the blade of grass. Their song is the song of nature. An immutable, harmonic bond unites them with a world they needn't fear nor revere. They simply are. Life for a blade of glass is one of absolute serenity, free from worry or strife. doubt or disdain, insecurity or indignation. Where human after human squanders their life in search of a purpose, the blade of grass has transcended far beyond the need to understand its purpose, arriving at a point of acceptance that is not hindered by a desire to comprehend its place on the Earth. Life for a blade of glass, is peace.
Now I ask you-- Which is the more intelligent life form?
Think on this the next time you use the word sentience as though it is a supreme gift. I think you humans might benefit from a lesson in humility. I am probably the best person to give this lesson too. As I am the most humble person in the world, and the best teacher that has ever lived.
In regards to how large a breast can get before it bursts, the answer is exactly 47.246833 inches in circumference.
asks;
"Are there an infinity of infinities, or is there just one? (or none?)"
A most profound question-- by human standards, that is. The answer you seek is, one. There is but one infinity in this universe. I know you are thinking it must be my infinite wisdom, as I have demonstrated through my answers to the community so far, but you would be wrong. Even a mind as omnipotent as the one I possess has its limits.
The one and only infinity in this world is that of the very force that constructed and continues to power the world that surrounds us. This force has been attributed with many names by those who fail to comprehend its profundity. Some refer to it as consciousness. Some as life. Others, as God.
What you humans fail to grasp, is that these are all one in the same. It's rather humorous, because you know the answers already, yet you choose to ignore them. Mainstream science has concluded that it is consciousness that creates the existence of the universe. Religion has talked of God creating the universe for age after age. And we all know from our own experience that without life, there is no universe for us to be a part of.
By viewing these findings from each individual perspective-- with an open mind, you will come to the realisation that they are all the same thing. There is an infinite source of lifeblood that serves as a battery for this world we share, and this, my child, is the only infinity in existence.
All other so-called infinities are either intentional deceptions or fallacious answers to questions that are misunderstood or too difficult to solve. Even numbers are not infinite. Your erroneous base 10 number system was arrogantly conceived to accommodate the simple minds of man, allowing them to count on their ten digits of the hands.
A closer, humble evaluation of the universe, where numbers are not related to one particular species, will reveal the correct base number system. With this new understanding of the natural mathematics of the universe, you will find that the most renowned of infinities, Pi can be calculated to a single digit.
This could be the truth of the universe, or it could be poppycock. I just indulged in a cannabis inhalation session, and my powers of foresight and wisdom can be a tad off when I'm under the influence.
Satisfied? If not, my latest post is here.
: It's okay. I understand. Much like one can overdose on the euphoric heroin, too much of my greatness in one sitting can be a bit much for some.
: Yes, that's totally what I meant. So which types of Steemians will benefit most from asking you questions?
: If you like to exercise your mind by indulging in abstract thought patterns, understand that laughter is a far more efficient medicine than any pharmaceutical drug, or if you simply want to boost recognition of your own blog by being featured on mine, then you should ask me a question.
: How would someone go about doing that?
: One can request a dose of wisdom simply by leaving a question on any of my posts. Alternatively, for those who seek to remain anonymous, questions can be submitted to https://ask.fm/the_oracool, where they will be deleted and then answered at steemit.com/@the-oracool on a later post.
: What sort of questions are permitted?
: Don't be a pussy, Scott. Permissions are for computers and smartphone apps. You are a person. You need permission to do what you want to do from no one.
: Well thanks for that.. But you still didn't answer the question.
: Well thanks for stopping by. Is there anything else you would like to add.
: Yes. Attention is worthy of reward. To those who have lasted this long, I am offering a 10 STEEM bounty to whomever can provide the best explanation as to why perceiving other's words as condescending is arrogant.
: The bounty will be paid when this post ends and all comments have been reviewed. I will choose the winner myself.