LOl...I actually clicked your post for the title, not the hit wife and jag and puppy. And what a post this is. WOW. Im ready for the movie. I love the line, "when your have just come back from what he thought was certain death you are not in the mood to party." great line and really shows a deep darker humor in this situation. I cant imagine over 37 traveling about. I wont complain about traffic in Hollywood ever again. Your shoes have travelled a fulllife and now- hopefully you get to enjoy.