50 shades of unpredictable awesomeness

You know that point where you are asked to write something about your self and you totally blank out???? Yeah we all do; there are few things I'm actually sure about, first is the fact that I'm definitely not a man, I legally have three names, "Atakpa Esther Idara ", I have a massive head and I'm Nigerian.
Within me are two entirely different personalities, on one hand I could be super hyper active, and on the other, I could be entirely quiet, although I'm mostly hyper .
I'm practically a politics enthusiast who loves psychology and history, and I hope to contest and win presidential election in the distant future around the time Jesus Christ returns.
Anyway.. I think I'm pretty fun, I dance while walking, I sing at the top of my lungs not caring if my singing could deafen a person, and I can't even dance to save my life..
Do I consider myself smart or witty? To be very sincere, I think I'm pretty dumb, like who sits and starts imagining situations that the probability of it actually happening is -100? I do! But hey... I sure can make you smile and I promise to leave a lasting memory. I mean, what's the world without a little mystery, a little adventure and a little dynamic?