Finally, the joy of eating a bunch of colors without the painful hospital visit later.
Ever since teenagers have decided that ingesting Tide Pods is a wonderful replacement for the now outmoded fidget spinners, hospitals have been over inundated with dumb teens who ate the equivalent of ten bars of soap. Then two questions were on the tongues of baffled adults — how can I keep my teens from ingesting Tide Pods — and then, much more importantly — how can us wily adults make some sweet, sweet cash from the whole deal?
So, enter Vinnie’s Pizza in New York City with their bold and fabulous new creation — The Tide Pod Pizza. Look upon it! Look at the orange, white and blue beauty that is these pizza pods! Now, teens can enjoy the beauty of ingesting detergent pods without actually… ingesting detergent pods. As the Vinnie’s Pizza official Instagram feed put it—
Introducing: PIEd Pods. Listen. We're concerned about the youths. They're eating laundry detergent pods. We needed to do something. Our Pied Pods have that bright, alluring colors that youths crave BUT are 100% edible and 100% not poison. Plus they're delicious. They're stuffed with mozzarella cheese and pepperoni, baked to perfection and topped with melted, dyed (for that hypnotic pizzaz) cheese. We're hoping that Pied Pods will be a gateway food for kids to get back into actual food. Hope, not Soap! Only at Vinnie's Pizzeria! #vinniesbrooklyn #tidepods #piedpods #greenpoint #williamsburg #pizza #tidepod #pizza
So, it’s a slice of pepperoni pizza with some slightly nicer coloring? Alright, we’re loving this so far, we’re loving this quite a bit! But, mainly, we just love the idea of eating pizza.
But, what do I know? I’m almost 30. The new generation likes Tide Pods more than pizza. Go. Freaking. Figure.