Another story about my angry grandma and her endless tryings to kick me outta house. This scandal happened last night, but I didn't plan to post a sequel to "My Grandmother: The Rise of Croatian MAFIA" yet. But this awkward situation forced me to share it with my Steemates, so you'll find it tragic or funny, it depends on you!
Yesterday afternoon. My sister was going to attend her friend's wedding and her boyfriend came in front of our house to pick her up. While he was waiting for her, he felt kick in his back and cried out.
I heard his cry and looked trough the window to see what's happening.
I saw his face filled with pain and agony. Then I saw my grandmother holding a wooden staff and kicking my sister's boyfriend and screaming on him:
- You burglar! You won't get any of my money!
- But mrs. Stephania, I'm not a burglar! I'm your granddaughter's boyfriend, don't you recognize me? - he was crying and bleeding from this new scratch on his neck.
- So, why are you wearing black, if you are not a burglar?
Then, my sister came down with some band-aids for her boyfriend. She wass all dressed up for the wedding and my grandmother told her:
- Šta oćeš, pizdo, izgledaš kao časna u lunaparku (eng: What do you want, you cunt, you look like a nun in an amusement park?)?
Then she went to count all of her money to check is everything on it's place.She has multiple hiding places, I know exactly where they are, but steeling from her... she would cast a curse on me so my grandsons would be homeless, or something... ;)
After the show, she continued to work on her plans to kick me outta house. She told me that I have to get marry within a year or pack my thing and leave. She wants great-grandsons so she can torture someone else... I told her about Steemit, she is very interested, I promised to make an accout for her, so she will leave me alone for a while.
I'll repeat this wise quote of my father: Old people should be killed while they are still young!
check my last "grandma post" here https://steemit.com/introduceyourgrandmother/@dumar022/my-grandmother-the-rise-of-croatian-mafia