Yup. That's what I call an awesome entrance.
Okay now... hello, fellow steemians!
To be honest, I dont' really know how I ended up here. But as I arrived, I think I'll try to give you guys a quick and nice summary of my life.
However, I'll do it with gifs, so you don't get bored to death.
Aaaaaaand let's begin!
At first, I was a baby, like everybody.
But, you know, a lot uglier (yes, THERE ARE ugly babies).
Then I grew up! I went to school and started to rock the hell out of it.
Okay I didn't. It was freaking annoying.
Honestly, the best thing about my early years was that I had ... a dachshund dog!
C'mon guys, it's a dog shaped like a sausage. There's no way you get bored with one of those.
Just look at them.
Aaaah, majestic.
His name was Whoopi. Yes, like Whoopi Goldberg. Haha, mom, that was a good one.
Well, I think we can skip to puberty.
You know what? On second thought, let's also skip puberty.
What the hell was I thinking?
Oh, I got it! My first kiss. Well, it was kinda like...
But worse.
Let's go to the part where I had some happiness.
I graduated and I have a great job. Yay!
But this great infernal abyss that is existence insists on sucking everything I love and condemning me to wander in search of my true reason for being.
And that's how I came here.
Nice to meet you all!