Hey! Welcome to Steemit. :) Looking forward to that mad satire of yours. ;-) Will definitely check out Medium as well!

Let me introduce myself as well:
I write original and easy-to-digest ICO reviews.
Follow me if you want to catch the early waves of new ICOs coming up.
See you Hive account@andreashauser - and remember me when you're retiring to a sunny island with a drink in your hand and a beautiful view ;-)