Hey, this is Blink. I made some mistakes in the past and will share them with you guys here
First experience with stoner sex - bad trip to impotency
A little bit too much from the nice indika pipe and sex afterwards - sounds perfect? It was! The best sex i ever had. I was able to feel every nerv of my penis, how it was stimulated by my girls vagina. Since i had 0 feeling for pain I didnt notice it when I hit her pubic bone too hard. Then it made * clack * . It felt like biting the gristle part
of a chicken leg, just at the shaft of my penis. I felt how it jumped out of its shaft, similar to a knee cap which
got dislocated. As i said, i was extremly stoned and immediatly went into panic. I screamed at my girl, she should call an ambulance.
Tough luck, we were in the Czech-Republic. Internet was not working and she didn't know the emergency number. In the mean time my penis felt like it would explode any minute. There was an unbelievable pressure on it, i thought it would burst and leave me bleeding to death. My balls and penis were extremly swollen. Luckily after some minutes it went down again and I didn't feel anything. My penis was numb and I wasn't able to move him. My theory was that I hit a nerve or something similar. Somehow my girl managed to call an ambulance, which only needed 30minutes to appear. With the fear to become impotent and the worst Indika trip i ever had we entered the ambulance car and the medic girl wanted to have my data first. After 20 additional minutes this also was
done. To remember: My penis felt like dead, I was high and scared to death and that ***** woman needed 20minutes to write down my data!! Of course, my girlfriend had to dicate to hear since the paramedic forgot her glasses..
Finally the car started moving but stopped at a gas station because the medic wanted to drink a fucking coffee.
Arriving in the hospital of rakovnik they noticed that there is no urogolist. So we continued to Kladno, on the
way she copied some papers. Arriving in the hospital there I had to wait another 30-40min for the doctor.
When he arrived, I finally was ableo to go to the toilet. No blood in my Urin, but blood stains on the floor infront
of the urinal. In the meantime I came down from my trip, becoming normally stoned. So I was relatively calm, no panic, no pain. I wasas able to call at 4am in the morning with my parents. The penis-breaking thing was at 1am, now it was 4..and still nobody actually checked on me. Only was asked if I had any pain. Didn't have it -> He's okay ;)
After 25minutes I had to pee a second time. When I got out to do so, a nice nurse (not the emergency doctor) asked for a urin sample..Sure, 4ml should be possible. Since i didnt have any feeling in my Penis the last drops came bit by bit. Nothing tragic.
At some point i was asked inside the doctors room and luckily was able to talk with the doctor in english. Not bad for
the eastern block. Blabla, he examined me with ultrasonic but wasn't able to determine anything. My question why I couldn't feel my penis he said that it's probably jerked and I should refrain from any sex/masturbation..for 3-4 weeks.
At 5:13 we left the hospital and arrived with the luck of the universe at our side perfectly to take the flixbus back home..
After 41 hours being awake, sleeping in your own bed is just the best. I wont forget the sunrise on the pictures too fast..
Fazit: To have a dream where you know it wasnt one, in which you think you can say goodbye to your penis really sucks. I hoped my penis will be better.
This was my first post here, more will follow. I hope some of you will be able to learn from my mistakes.