Hey Steemit, I just joined this wonderful community and I think it's time to debunk a lot of the rumors out there about me. Yes, I’ve seen the reports over the years (I do have a TV y'know) I have to say the accounts of what I look like are a real hoot! I mean seriously people, how can you possibly tell your local news station how tall I am or how big my feet are when you're practically running and screaming from me in fear most of the time. All I want to do is say hi and shake your hand, is that asking too much? Actually, here are some sketches I did of my bro. Well, he's not actually my "bro," he's just a lifelong friend. The rest of the forest animals think he's my bro because we look so much alike. What do ya think? He's a real funny fella, always playing hide and seek and stuff. I also think those art classes I took last Summer really paid off, wouldn't you agree?
But seriously, I'm a pretty nice guy and I've made some great friends over the years. Here's some proof if you don't believe me. These two lovely humans are Maude and Bill. We met a couple of years ago, when I accidentally bumped into Bill at his RV site. Like everyone else, he tried to run from me but realized it was pretty difficult to get very far. I told him it must be those terrible shoes he wears. In retrospect though, I guess it was meant to be. These two have been visiting my forest every time they travel. They're like family to me now. Maude is even teaching me how to use her new Polaroid camera. She tells me all the kids these days are using them for their Steemit profile photos.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Check out their cool ride.
You're still here? I guess you really do want to see what I look like. I have to warn you, I'm pretty handsome. Well, here I am!
Told ya.... and for all the ladies out there.... I'm single!
Now let's talk about some real estate. Yup, you can admit it... your jealous. Ok, I know it's a forest, but look at that giant lake smack right in the middle. I mean seriously could you ask for anything better? You could pee and take a bath at the same time, total score.
Unfortnately, I'm not the only one who thinks Lake Spottabigfoot is the greatest place on Earth. This is Zeke. He's a local that hates tourists as much as I think he hates me sometimes. Between you and me, I don't think he ever got over that time I mistakenly thought his pickup truck was a bathroom. Yeah it was pretty messy when he jumped into his driver seat that day without looking. But hey, can you really blame me for that?
Welp, there you have it. Now when you see a special report about me or my forest friends, you'll know if it's fake news or not. I hear that's a politics thing, whatever politics are...
Ok gotta go, I hear Zeke has left his truck unlocked again. So until next time... to all of you out there in the Steemit verse from our little slice of pie out here in the woods, tootles from Lake Spottabigfoot!!!
