I am a wordsmith and a wit. There are many who half agree with me on the latter point.
I was talking to an engineer the other day. I only mention that he's an engineer because, well, because he is. Anyhoo, he mentioned that he used to box in his younger days, but that he's become a lot more peaceful since the brain transplant. I asked if he was the recipient or the donor.
I live in New Mexico, but I was bored in Londinium. (Just in case you wanted to know how old I am.) My wife is from Texas, but I forgive her. Some day I may tell you how we met.
My heroes include John Cleese (Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies.), Ronnie Barker (It's hello from him.), Phyllis Diller (Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.), Rodney Dangerfield (The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.), George Carlin (One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.)
I have studied the English language all my life, but nobody will tell me whether it's "more gooder" or "more betterer."
I discovered the other day that it is diabetic neuropathy, not diabetic necropathy. I only wish my feet were dead.
Thank you for reading. If you are insane or would like to be, vote for me.