I'm d0nkeyk0ng, and I’ve finally decided to start a blog about my favourite game — Splinterlands. Actually its the only game I play nowadays. If you're into strategy, tactics, collecting cards or just enjoy having a bit of fun without having hours and hours of time to dedicate daily then this is the game for you.
I’ve been playing for a while now (since early 2022, I think), and honestly, there’s always something new to figure out. Whether it’s how to spend Glint smartly, which cards are best suited to the current meta, or how to deal with those annoying opponent cards (Eternal Tofu... yes, I’m looking at you!), I’ll be sharing everything I learn right here.
🎯 What You’ll Find on This Blog
- 🧠 My thoughts on strategies, cards, and how to build great lineups
- 💰 Tips for getting the most out of rewards and the in-game economy (If i ever work that out)
- 🎮 Battle recaps and breakdowns (win or lose — I’ll share them all)
- 🤷♂️ Probably a fair bit of what might seem like bovine excrement 😄
- 🐣 Splinterlands rants, discoveries, and lots of basic (maybe obvious) stuff some of which took me ages to figure out — so it might help newer players
- 🖼️ And maybe the occasional meme or two
❌ What You Wont Find on This Blog
- 💻 Entire posts created by AI riddled with inaccuracies because the model is behind the times.
Basically, it’s just me sharing what I’m learning, what’s working, and what’s not. It might help someone, it might not.
I’m totally open to feedback (even the negative stuff — just keep it constructive 😅), and I’d love for your questions or suggestions to guide future posts.
Thanks for stopping by — first real post coming soon...
Then it's on like d0nkeyk0ng!
– d0nkeyk0ng 🦍
💬 PS: Wanna Try Splinterlands?
If you haven’t tried the game yet and want to, please consider using my referral link. It won’t cost you anything or make me rich, but I’m hell-bent on getting at least one person to sign up using it 😅