Oh hey ex war-buddy. You seem to be misremembering things, the mutant hedgehog attacked you and I killed it. That war really fucked with our heads huh? Terrible thing your mental illness.

Hey, I have an idea! How about you write an introductory blogpost about your mental disorders post Vietnam, I'll post it under my name since I'm more popular here, and I'll naturally keep all of the rewards but I'll mention your name in the title so you may get a few followers out of it. I just really think you need to let me show the world your story.

Just don't make that same deal with Hive account@heretickitten she won't represent your story as well as I can, she wasn't there!