Dear Steemit,

I accept the fact that I had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in my underwear for whatever money I can get for posts. But, I think you're crazy for making me write an essay telling you who I think I am. You see me as you want to see me. In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions, what I found out was that each part of me is...

A Brain

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And an Athlete

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And a Basket-case

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A Princess

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And a Criminal

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Oh... Wait! That's not my life! That's 'The Breakfast Club'... Sometimes I mix reality, with 80's teen comedy movies. I apologize Steem, I just enjoy a good classic. I'm a very complex person and it would be hard to sum up who I am in just a few sentences. Pictures from my life will help describe who I am. They say, "a picture is worth a thousand words" right? I'd like to take you on a tour of my life, this is who I am.....

A Husband

I took my wife to Manhattan for the holidays. Got her hungry, fed her, horse and carriage ride then Bow Bridge proposal; paparazzi. We were married within the year. Honeymoon was traveling the world for six months, and I made memories that will last a lifetime.

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And an Explorer

Walking through the tunnels in Venice, Italy. This was a sad day because my wife and I were leaving. The best thing about Venice is the creepy nights. You'll walk through dark narrow tunnels and hear the people's laughter and whispers echo throughout the very dark maze of a city. I was really excited the one night I was able to find my way home without using a map, only my memory.

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The Catacombs of Paris are underground tunnels that lead to rooms full of bones that smell gross, but the food! I love Paris food! Croissants, cheese, and wine for days. What I miss most is my wife and I looking out our window every night and watching the Eiffel Tower light up.

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And a Conspiracy Theorist

What can I say? I like a good conspiracy. I question everything and spend many nights wasting time on Youtube watching hours of conspiracies. I'll also add that I'm a libertarian with a belief that limited government and personal freedom is the best system for all.

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A Businessman

I have a day job. Steem doesn't pay all my bills yet. The car was a rental, the watch is a gift..I peaked early, I couldn't afford that now!

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A Vegetarian

I stopped eating meat... too much acido. My wife made this for us one night for dinner. Pea and Grain veggie patty topped with garlic spread, raspberry dressing, avocado, and mango salsa all on top of an orange bell pepper bun

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And an Artist

The right hemisphere of my brain at work....I may be an artist, but I didn't say I was good. I do it for the relaxation and the need to reconnect with my inner child. I still eat the crayons.

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The above drawing eventually turned into Shady Frog.

Shady Frog clothing here: Shady Frog Store

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In Tribute To 'The Breakfast Club'

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Breakfast Club...

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I meant sincerely yours,

Hive account@johnnyyash

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Hive account@gavvet features authors to promote new authors and a diversity of content. All STEEM Dollars for this post go to the featured author. You can find me on steemit chat but my queue is very long and I do take a while to respond at the moment