BOOP 🐶 🐾
Herrrro... Hoomans... is that you? I'm looking for some friends to play with on here.
My name is Dimitri, but my good boy name is Dimi. I was born on the 2nd of March 2015. OoOoh! That means my birthday is coming up soon!
My parents are Kazartic Samoyeds and they were show dogs. Mummy and daddy were very pretty and I was the floofiest from the litter. You can spot me from all the other sammys by my signature, biscuit-tipped, floopy right ear.
From the time I was a goodboy at the hooman table. Dimi Day #6
My favourite food is KFC nuggets and I have a mural dedicated to Colonel Sanders himself.
Due to a childhood incident involving some mean ducks, I am now an inspiring duck hunter. My dream is to have a bro-down with one and catch it.
My favourite game is chasing the water from the garden hose. However, I don't like my face getting wet and will smoosh it on your clothing if you're around.
I am a reformed blue tongue lizard killer. I now know that lizards are friends, not food (unless no one is looking hehe).
Paws and Reflect
I have been posting #dogaday of my adventures. Today I had some time to rewind and saw I never really borked at you hoomans. This enlightened me to roo some more at you.
Look I think the paparazzi may have clicked me whilst I was practing yogi. Ps. My favourite position is the downward dog.
LIFESTYLE CHANGE! 🎊 Taking a break from duck hunting to pursue a more passive lifestyle 😇. I've decided to be a professional vegan yoga instructor and chakra dance therapist 🌈. I only eat organic kale and raw veggies grown in the Himalayan mountains by the native Sherpas 🏔. So far, my pee has turned florescent green... not sure how I feel about this ⁉️
Who's the good boy you say? Why, goodboy is my middle name! I hope you're ready to see what mischief and adventures I get up to next.
Won't you join me?
Last weeks question of the week:
How do you get poop stains out of the carpet? (Asking for a friend)
Question of the week:
Can you get a restraining order against a vacuum cleaner?
Until tomorrow,
