Hello! I am the one to follow if you care about your day.

My arrival has been written in stars and I am not a second early or late as I am a Capricorn and you know how much we care about apprances. Oh, maybe you don't yet but as you follow me you'll find that yes, indeed, we do. So here I am.

I'll write about your day as fortold by stars, aka I'll bullshit you but then the stars will line up and say that maybe I know what I'm doing. It's not for me to say, but I already know which sign will find me entertaining, annoying and relevant. I'll tell you too.

We will have stories, warnings, imboldments and everything that makes sense for the stars for YOU to do that day. Like take my LEO boss. Oh, dear him, such a leo, he can not stop himself from walking through the office looking for pray. The gazelle just happened to be a very bad bitch though. Oh, I wanted to tell him: Not THAT scorpio, boss. It spelles trouble for you.
He wouldn't have listened, he's a leo.
But then the day came with Mercury angry and the smell in the air was..explosive. I knew my boss was about to get pawned. Or anyway, he should have played it safe that day. Keep it in your pants as they say. Today. Get your dildo and do it in your office! - what? you though HE was a man? ha!.
But bossy boss could not.
And..

The stories are told because they are.
More to come.

I have arrived.