Perhaps you heard a few years ago when the power brokers got together decided that I was not "popular" enough to be a planet. They DOWNVOTED me!
That hurt! I had to wait a few of your solar cycles before responding to this vicous act.
It was the afternoon of August 24, 2006 when I heard the news. The International Astronomical Union, aka Satan, had created new "rules" for a planet. Satan claimed this rule was not directed at me. Satan said this action would changed nothing. SATAN LIED TO YOU AND ME!
As further insult, NASA has no mission to reach out to me. Sure, New Horizon did a flyby in December 2014. But, no attempt to stay in touch with me. Not one blockbuster Hollywood movie. At this point, I would not even mind Bruce Willis or Ben Affleck blowing part of me up as long as I could get attention to my disgrace.
If you get to know me, deep down I am a very interesting planet. Even Neptune has an attraction toward me.
My ice peaks rival any in our solar system. I have liquid methane for pete's sake.
I have nothing but love for all you earthlings. But, Satan lives amoung you. Satan want to deny my very existence. Revisionist history run amuck. You can change things. Help me in my struggle.
You may write me down in history with your bitter twisted lies. You may trod me in the dirt, but like dust I will rise.
long live: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizza (Mars, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto)