Haha, Welcome to Steemit and the internet by the sounds of it lol. Dis you ever get to Fremantle as part of your adventures?
Being new here can be super overwhelming. I'm only two months in but there is so much to learn. I put together a post with a few things that helped me along the way. Feel free to check it out if you want a head start.
RE: It's never too late to make a Introduction.