….once I figure out if it is socially acceptable to wear swimmer bottoms under my jeans down to the grocery store to get milk for the kids for breakfast because I have run out of clean underwear as well as milk.
But don’t worry; I have got my life together. Just check out my Facebook page, you’ll see!
I am practically Oprah Winfrey there.
So I after joining Steemit a few days ago I have been trying to figure out what to do as an introduction. What face am I going to put on for the Steemit community, who am I going to be here? You know, what part of my life do I share.
Rock Chick
Do I play the whole cool rocker card and talk about my glory days playing lead guitar in an all chick rock band, oh how wild and free we were! Living the crazy rock life, chugging bourbon, playing bars and biker shows without a care in the world. Nah, I’ll save that for Instagram where I can post pics of my hot guitars and awesome rock pictures all day long.
Lipstick Mafia playing the Dooen Bike Ralley
Frugal Mum
Maybe I should go the frugal organic mum, I can post tips about how to turn your trash into useful objects for everyday use around the house, you would be surprised, there are at least one hundred and one things you can do with a toilet roll, made from organic recycled paper of course. Or how to make your own mittens out of pet hair. Waste not want not. I can even tell you how to get rid of chill blains using a common every day thing that I guarantee you have at home……but I’m not sure you are all quite ready for that (still curious, Google it). These tips might be best for my blog ‘Mums Who Make Useless Crap Out Of Everyday Trash’
Gardener
I know, the gardening guru! I love giving gardening advice. And even if I don’t know the answer, I have a few standards that always work: “It’s the weather. It’s a fungus. Feed it with seaweed fertiliser. Too much water. Not enough water. Looks like you used too much seaweed fertiliser.” But there seems to be a lot of people here already who do actually know what they are talking about. Might be easier to bluff my way through on my local gardening groups Facebook page.
My plant nursery Botanical. Located in my front yard and made from recycled junk
Crypto Hack
The crypto expert might be the route to take. I’ll just talk about my wins on the market, in hindsight of course. No one needs to know that I invested in Hexabot AND Chain Group or that I bought Bitcoin when it dropped from $19,000 to $18,000 thinking I was getting a bargain. “Oh look, I just made a 2% gain on my portfolio……after it dropped 60% from three months ago.” The trollbox at Tradingview might be better for that, at least my words scroll into oblivion eventually.
Environmentalist
How about the radical doomsday prepper environmentalist. I could share scary statistics on what we are doing to our world and how many years we can continue on. But don’t worry, being a prepper I can also tell you how to survive in one sentence when it does happen. Marry Bear Grills and do not lose your can opener.
My beautiful husband on a Landcare plant out day
Or maybe I can give the solutions we need to do so we don’t destroy the world. But really no one wants to hear that their morning ‘Kenyan Double Mocha Soy Latte’ in a take away cup is destroying our planet, and I want to be sassy and popular!
I want to be more Bigbird and less Mr. Snuffleupagus. Let’s leave this persona for posting in the International Environment Forum where I am preaching to the converted and it is also popular opinion.
So in the meantime while I figure out my introduction, you can just call me Jody
