When Facebook came online and told us to sign up for free, that we will be able to chat with our friends and loved ones, and also store good old memories , we all thought we got away with a bargain!(Author’s note: This is not to take nothing away from Facebook; as it’s one of a kind Social Media Platform).
After surfing the internet for over a decade and signing up on countless IPO’s, coupled with sending a billion and nine “POSTS” on Fb. After tweeting two hundred million times annually, plus updating my “WHATSAPP” twice in six weeks for over six years and after attaching my yahoo mail + Gmail to every program on this unfair “INTERNET”. All I got for reward was THIRTEEN Happy Birthdays, five hundred and twenty thousand spam messages and a few “Thank you John Okala” for logging in; which I just summed up to 111,224,845.
How dare you hesitate to call me twisted?... Well here I am predicting comments
YouTube: Hey dumb a**, did you fall from the sky? Haven’t you heard about me? I’ve paid more than $100,000,000 billion since my inception.
John Okala: Hey bro! I don’t know about that, but what I do know is that it takes me an hour to upload a 5mb Video and I end up spending 1Gigabyte of data and the rest of my day downloading numerous YouTube uploader which Windows 10 Pro Identifies as potential Malware. And after all VIEWED TIME= 0
#IWILLGOOGLEYOURCLAIM
When i realized my posts, comments, and shares were worth a lot of money, I freaked out …And So by the power vested upon me by Steemit and it entire community I say: “LET STEEMIT BE DONE THOUGH FACEBOOK MAY FALL”. (Let justice be done though the Heavens may Fall). Someone please tell Mark Anthony he owes me big time.
WE THRIVE IN THE DARK
Yes… I’m Nigerian and I’ve never heard of scammers; only annoying sounds of 160 million generators; how we manage to stay sane is a post for another day.
Before you judge me by my location, allow me clarify this: the difference between YOU and I is solely in our IP addresses. You sit at home/Office cubicle glued to your MAC/iPHONE for more than 15 hours per day and you always find a way to convince yourself you still live in the US. RIGHT? Please Thinks Again because if you ask me I’d say, we are all UNITED PEOPLE Of The Internet or better still UNITED PEOPLE ONLINE. So why not look past your ip and embrace me; because if I change mine, I’d probably appear somewhere in SEATTLE sipping coffee. There’s no second time to create a good first impression.
I am …
JOHN = Confirmation name (This has nothing to do with blockchain)
Okala = Surname
Benjamin = Baptismal name (Do I have to mention I’m Catholic?)
Too much? You should hear my Brother’s; … I wrote this and suddenly discovered my initials spelt J.O.B. little wonder life’s been so hard. I’ve even got a spare O from my native name just in case the O in Okala goes bad. #IRONYOFLIFE
QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
Which of these could help resolve Bitcoin’s issue?
- Celibacy
- Fork
- Castration
- Abstinence
How do you lose weight in 5 minutes?
- Fasting
- Workout
- By Miss-placing your private key
- Surgery
