I've already done the "Introduce Yourself" thing but I didn't do a verification photo because I hate hate hate pics of myself, but here goes:
Now there is zero chance this post will suddenly garner some huge piece of the rewards pie, but I've taken 
But that doesn't mean up votes and comments won't encourage the hell out of me, and if you'd like to check out some of my posts that I don't think are shit and I actually worked hard on, here's a guide to me on Steemit so far:
Writing about Liberty when I had no clue how to effectively tag
Sharing some personal parenting experiences
Humorously protecting the sanctity of the greatest story ever told imo
A foray into the world of dystopian fiction
Some DIY stuff I did with my daughter
A painfully honest display of my techtardation
And some hopefully humorous philosophizing
Basically, I'm all over the map but that's how I like it. I'm loving this community so far and looking forward to meeting more minnows out there!