I notice the first thing you told us are your weight and your sexuality.

For what reason would these be the first two things you tell someone when introducing yourself? I'm trying to imagine myself going up to someone and saying "I'm skinny and [insert fetish here],"...and I just can't get there. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'd be treated like a creep.

Are those the most important things about yourself? Like, you got a career? Ever accomplished something impressive? Degree in a fascinating topic? Something?