Me and my drinking buddy at the time were going to be Mississippi river pirates one summer. We were going to live on a sandbar island we frequented and then come in at night by boat and raid the dumpsters at the restauants for freshly thrown away food with eye patches, yelling ,"I'll be checkin these dumpsters just ta be shore!!". We just kept going to the bars instead, really wished we would have done that that summer while we were both unemployed.