They banished me from Sinope,
their currency I did debase.
In Attica, they spat on me
for eating in the marketplace.
Marauders of the Grecian seas
sold me to a slave,
And in Corinth, by Apollo’s grace,
that city I did save.
Myself, from many’s liberation,
in this Agora, by masturbation,
I come again into the Universe
Embracing sweet annihilation.
