Sup steemit world? My name's Balen..it's actually Kevin, but everyone calls me Balen. First, let me apologize for not holding up a "STEEMIT" sign and following what seems to be the norm here, I assure you all, much to the dismay of many that I am indeed a real person, you may follow me on other platforms if you wish. I absolutely hate taking pictures of myself, and I was getting antsy to make my first post on what I believe to be a very promising platform - so here it is.
I'm 26 years old and am your stereotypical so cal surfer bro trapped in the frozen midwest, surrounded by vast fields of nothing, a few farm animals, and a handful of interesting locals. I write short stories, rant about things that irk me or that i feel are just plain wrong, and I'm often the first in a crowded room to speak out and exclaim "That's Bullshit". I love all things music, crypto, occult, extreme sports and conspiracy. I'm incredibly outspoken, painfully open minded, and at times, just a little bit stupid. But i digress, nothing i post here will be stupid. It's all intended to get you all thinking, and to give you a good chuckle.
Sorry for the short intro, but I intend to put alot of good stuff up here in the coming weeks, thanks for reading, looking forward to being a part of Steemit!
-Balen