Wow, that's one of a kind introduction... Welcome to Steemit!

I must warn you though that this platform can seem very intimidating to newbies because many people don't even read posts here.. If you have any questions feel free to ask.
Also it is good to put your pictures in at least one of your post (with a handwritten note with your username) as some curation communities require proof that you are actually a real person (there are tons of bots here too), but this is an optional step.

By the way I'm currently tasked with searching steemit for active content creators as me and couple more users are building a community of authors. If you'd like to know more you can join us on discord

And no, I didn't think about it because I haven't read the whole heading so I don't know what not to think about :P