We've all been there, right braah? Riding a gnarly 25 footer at high tide...
Feeling the sun's magnetic... y'know... magnet, man
Next thing you know... there's some bad bad vibes coming from below the surface
I'm talking a full on mega bummer, man. Like 20,000 leagues of harshness, brah.
You're sitting there floating... nothing you can do guy. You feel small. Vulnerable. But still you can't get that song from that TV show outta your head and it's kinda making this whole thing even more difficult, right?
You're life flashes before your very eyes... for a moment you think that grandma is paddling out to save you, but she doesn't surf that pink ocean world no more... she snapped it at pipe years ago!
The Tsunami is coming... at least no one will remember that shameful day when i tried to impress those chicks from Ventura, you know?
You look over at the beach, there's your boy...with the go-pro hero 5, just waiting for you to drop into the next set...
Sorry bro...
Ain't happening...
What's he doing?!
Doesn't he know what to do in a Tsunami???
Come on man... Drop! Cover! Hold!
Come on bro, get in thar... get under that table...
THERE'S NO TIME! DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO!!!
Heroes don't duck and cover... they run.
They run like stallions!
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