#combine 14
0. My best friend's mother died because of Stargate SG-1 and I feel nothing.
1. My best friend's mother died because of the hive mind poised to assimilate all of humanity and I feel nothing.
2. My best friend's mother died because of new phone who dis and I feel nothing.
3. My best friend's mother died because of being paralyzed from the neck down and I feel nothing.

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