I have been around since we built the pyramids..
Since my ancestors left me on earth to observe I have been watching and waiting. Waiting for a time when the one website would take over the internet and get mass traction.
So now that #steem is here I have transformed myself into this piece of text and right now I am having sex with your eyeballs.
I know you enjoying it because you smiling.
Right now I am having sex with everyone that reads this post and its great.
More sex than I have ever had.
So thank you #steemians for getting me off. :)
Upvote so I can have sex with more humans and develop my species once more.