"Healthy romantic relationships turned into banging fat chicks and forty-year-olds because it was easy and I'm not above going for low-hanging fruit."
and
"greasy fucking swindle that employers offer to desperate twenty-somethings in exchange for their happiness, social life, sense of optimism, and soul."
and
"enjoy couch naps, not pay rent, and dedicate a lot of time to my main passion--getting loaded."

This is the hottest piece of writing I've read on Steemit so far. If I could upvote this ten more times and give you another $500 I would.

Good fucking job, petit Bukowski.

If you must know the truth, your post gave me a throb-on.