Greetings blockchain users, I am The Merovingian, sometimes referred to as "The Frenchman" by cette petite merde Neo. Alas, when you have acquired as much knowledge as I have people like Morpheus, Trinity, etc. tend to become jealous of that knowledge, c'est la vie. Most are also envious of my good looks, charm and wit. Say it with me, "bâtards jaloux".
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But I digress, I have been around since the earliest days of the blockchain. I have acquired such great knowledge that I would love to share with you, for a price of course. You bring me the upvotes, I will bring you the secrets of the blockchain, shit coins and the beautiful people who pump them.
Well, I must be going, Peresphone seems to have wandered off, godamn that woman! The Architect is re-writing the matrix again and Mike Novogratz just finished up a 55 investor meeting in 6 days!. Fils de pute! Je vais les tuer!