Yes, My Name Is Hard To Pronounce And No, You Can't Shorten It!

Now that I have successfully persuaded you to be here (you already know that - don't you?), welcome to Translogical Guy's blog. My name is Zauraiz Lone and I am going to help you think beyond logic and reason, because ….. WHY NOT?

Before I tell you more about my badass self, I just want to thank Hive account@jerrybanfield because if I'm going to thank anyone who inspired me (although indirectly but still...) to join steemit, it's him more than anyone else.

In fact, I discovered steemit only through his YouTube videos. So hey, Thanks Jerry!

Okay now that you know 'How' I got here, time to tell you what you don't know!

1. The only thing special about me is that I was born on Christmas Day.
2. I'm a consistent man. In fact, I've been a consistent late comer throughout my school, college and even university.
3. Optimism is my girlfriend. Depression is my Ex.
4. I'm a Psychology major and No, I can't read your mind (Carl Jung anybody?).
5. Tea over Coffee.

Things I Like;

1. Intellectual human beings.
2. Good books (on my shelf).
3. English Premier League (Glory Glory Manchester United ❤).
4. Sound of rain.
5. Soft porn 🤷‍♂️

Things I'd Rather Let My Enemies Have;

1. Cauliflowerrrrr!
2. Cigarettes, because, I NEVER SMOKE.
3. A three credit-hour course on Business and Law.
4. A friend who can't understand your sarcasm.
5. Girls above 5"5'.

My Skills Include;

1. Always falling asleep at the wrong time.
2. Not being found anywhere when someone needs me.
3. Forgetting everything, thus creating global problems.
4. Talking my way out of problems.
5. Dropping opportunities like Blasterjaxx drops beats.

Less Interesting Stuff

I write for two reasons; to tame my mind and to light up little sparks of wisdom in my readers. On this blog, you'll mostly find me writing about;

1. Observations
2. Opinions
3. Anatomies of Concepts

I also write on WordPress at https://translogicalguy.wordpress.com/ from time to time but the reason I'm on steemit is that the connectivity I see here is appealing. Moreover, everything that I see here just makes me feel like I am going to enjoy this platform more than any other I have ever seen.

Anyway, I happen to suffer from periodic fits of wisdom that some people might mistake for insight (which it clearly isn’t). Somehow I’ve managed to make my way into the world beyond logic & reason, and I intend to share with people the good things that I’m going to learn throughout this journey. Hopefully my existential crisis will shrink a little.

Looking forward to an unpredictably crazy cruise for unknown knowledge and wisdom.
Until next time, keep thinking - not bound by logic and reason.

Later!