I rather tell you stories that happened to me in real life for you to know who I really am.
THE MAN WITH THE YELLOW TOP IS ME, THE SHARKS ARE JUST MY FRIENDS.
Below is a story that happened to me many years ago
THE TRAIN
I was waiting with my brother, Tall Pedro and Chunky Miguel in the train station on the way to our evening mathematics lesson. However none of us bought a ticket to enable us to board the train, therefore every evening would be an exciting, yet nervous adventure always in anticipation that one day we would be caught by a train inspector.
That particular evening the train arrived at our station...we would normally jump into the post wagon area of the train where our other two friends would be already, having turned up from the previous station.These two other friends would not have to buy tickets as their fathers' work for the Spanish Railway. When the train was in our station they told us to jump in as there was no sign of the ticket inspector. Once on the train, the ticket inspector was coming our way. We started to shit ourselves as we didn't have much time to reach the next station, and would have to pay a fine of 1000 pesetas if we didn't
Tall Pedro, Chunky Miguel, my brother and I started arguing with the two friends who told us to jump on the train. They said that they thought the inspector was too far away to catch us and that we would reach the station before he arrived in our carriage. It would be a close call! Tall Pedro said he would jump from the train if the inspector arrived. I was praying that the train would go faster. It was the longest 10 minutes of my life.
The inspector came into our wagon, Tall Pedro. My brother and I were on the edge of the open wagon door. Just then I saw a bird fly right in front of me..I could not believe that bird was my brother. As a brotherhood instinct I followed my brother wings and I jumped also from the wagon. My believe in my brother gave me the courage to take the leap and I knew I could not let him down.(While I was gliding through the air I felt free as a bird and the fact I did not have to pay the 1000 pesetas) Then, in a split second I was laying on the floor beside my brother, he was bleeding, I think he had broken his chin and wrist. I had hit the floor with my eyebrow. I asked my brother if I was bleeding. He looked at me and said "Jesus Christ it looks like a bloody fountain." After a few deep breaths we summed up the strength to stand up and make our escape as we did not have much time. it would not have been a good idea to get all these heroes wounds and then pay the 1000 pesetas fine.
Tall Pedro did not want to feel like a chicken, and so stayed in the wagon fighting with the inspector. Chicken Chunky Miguel escaped while Tall Pedro was fighting for his 1000 pesetas.
The next day at the college, my brother and I were welcomed like heroes...our popularity grow so much that we were given the nicknames Choo Choo and Chuga chuga.
Even the girls that never bothered to look at me started to do so...I was feeling handsome for the first time in my life...A handsome man with a bandage on his eyebrow.