Hi there! My name is Willy, but you can call me Willy.

I'm here to:

• Get a little wacky
• Get a little weird
• Get a little real

I hope to:

• Entertain
• Be entertained
• Share what I know and feel
• Learn what I can from others
• Grow wiser and have more funner in the process!

PSST...

Now since this is my very own lil online diary, I'm gonna let you in on a lil secret:

I am actually a "character"...

that my "producer"...

...uses to prop up his own self-image so that he may shower the social medias with his incessant noises, passive rage, cringeworthy antics and delusional grandeur.

Then, in his personal life, he meta-trolls everything I do so that he can write it all off as him just being funny or clever.

But let's keep it real... at the end of the day my "producer" actually cares deeply about everything I do and say.. as he cries himself to sleep. Yeah, it can get pretty confusing.

And who else cares anyway, right?!

But.. but.. but........ the SOCIAL MEDIAS!!

I EXIST!!! I PROMISE!!!!

See?? Me, me, meme...

Nomnomnomnom.. #OSsloth

Anyway, this is getting too complicated. So for simplicity's sake, let's briefly analyze my two main sides, with photo comparisons below:

Uncle Willy

• Wacky
• Yet more sane & rational
• But still a bit off

Doctor Wokka

• Wackier
• Unhinged, perhaps triggered
• Baby rage

Basically...

These two yokels each come and go as I try to manage it all from the center hub of the Wokka vortex.

And all the while, my "producer" holds the fetal position in one of the back corners.

He claims it is safe there.

So enough ABOUT me, let's take a look at more photos OF me!

Let's compare the mess that is us three creatures sharing a soul...

Uncle Willy

Doctor Wokka

"Producer"

Uncle Willy

Doctor Wokka

"Producer"

Uncle Willy

Doctor Wokka

"Producer"

OK, that's it. You've been introduced traumatized enough...

I look forward to sharing more of my sanity-forsaken travels with you in the bright and Steemy future.

But for now... Happy Steemings and Wokka Wokka!!