Meow! (Hello in cat)
This is part 1 of my introduction! My name is Zelda. I am a bengal cat whose soul purpose in life is to catch the red dot and eat my owner's house plants... I also like to do a run up on my canine roommate Brahgi and give him a good boopin on the head and run away meowing like a psycho when he is sleeping.. This empowers me.. Cat power!
We start this introduction with a story of my kittenhood... Mmyeeess.. I was a purrrfect little trouble maker for my owner 
She told me that this day would be the day which I would be the one to choose my owner.. Not the other way around as so many humans are led to believe... When my owner walked in the room I knew it was her.. So I attacked her shoelace as is a customary kitten greeting in my line of bengal and crawled up her thigh as she looked at my sister... When I got up to her hip she fell in love and was hypnotised by my kitten eyes.. The deal was sealed. She was mine....
The first winter was horrible.. She dressed me in this thing that covered my ears..
This did not please me at all as it covered my eyebrow whiskers and threw off my balance.. Mmhmhmmmm it was cozy and warm though..
About a moon after winter had started, I went into heat the first time.. My owner felt bad for me so she got me a baby squeak bunny. Baby squeak bunny is my baby and I love it. Even after being spayed.
... This concludes part one of my introduction.. My owner is demanding her phone back and is holding the spray bottle with anger look... Mrrruuuuhhrrrrwww I must go now... Until next time...