So it turns out that an Introduction story is a big deal, and even if it isn't it doesn't hurt to write one. I skipped mine because I did not want to be a Freshman, also I am a really really awesome swell super guy who is good at everything except the things I really suck at so I thought "what the heck even the people who don't know you" know you so don't waste your time introducing yourself. I am also very humble when I'm not being all those things previously mentioned.
In hindsight:
Here is to all the newbies coming into Steemit, from a really humble down to earth screw up who has come back from a disastrous future of two weeks ago.
The chatter formerly known as Stovepipe
Lesson 1
Do not try to be cool and use a different name in Steemit Chat; you will go in there and find tons of cool people like 
Lesson 2
Do not skip writing an Intro, if you don't write one you'll come back like an idiot and do it like three weeks later after you're a Veteran like me (I'm pretty seasoned with like 50 followers) and that is downright embarrassing. Another very important reason is that Steemit will truly welcome you and point out constructively things that will help you grow... what you'll grow into though is debatable. Also you'll be left out on all the fun when everyone talks about how terrible their first post was.
I hope you guys will embrace me again, I am new one more time but don't call it a comeback I've been doing it for three weeks and some.
Welcome to Steemit everyoen this place is awesome.