Once upon a time a boy was conceived during a Summer of Love, Until the age of 8 he was raised in the kingdom of Haight-Ashbury, when his family was forced to flee The City, for stormtroopers of tyranny seeked to coerce the boy's father to betray his friend, a leader of the Rebellion who had escaped imprisonment and been labeled "the most dangerous man in all the land" by The Emperor. So the boys family fled to a rebellion encampment amongst the Redwoods approximately 300 parsecs to the north.
There, among the Rebels, was a Jedi Master who taught him the ways of The Force. Finally, after 5 years (coincidentally, the same time it would take for a the system of oppression to charge someone for aiding and abetting in the escape of a fugitive to expire). Not a moment too soon, for one of the Jedi Master's other Padiwa had turned to the darkside.
They left the Redwoods and moved to the armwrestling capital of the world, where the boy finished his training and left home to seek his fortune. He meet his true love settled down and now enjoys having kids of his own, collecting counter culture ephemera, investigating conspiracies, making fun of our overlords and occasionally, responsibly indulging in psychedelics.
