After massive demand from all husbands..........
A new app called. "Fear" is launched in iphone 8+....
You just say..... 'Wife'..
and it immediately closes all websites,
hides all chats,
shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and deletes chat history!
and best above all,
it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.😃😜😳
IN OTHER NEWS
Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts !!
BBC Homepage Top News Story :-
Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of breast cancer, by having their breasts sucked.
It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level.
Help, save a life today,
Suck some boobs.
Send this to all responsible men, & to ladies who are unaware of the high risk.
Men, please save women. You can save tigers later!
😂 Remedy for Penis cancer coming soon...😂
Sorry if this offended you in any way just because the market is so down i thought a little laugh wont hurt anyone.
1 last joke...
Naughty but true factsxxxxxxx
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
BALLS THEORY
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
EXPLANATION
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
VIAGRA
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
BURNING LOVE
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake
Just for Laughs... Enjoy 😂😂