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As the lockdown eases and the nation tries to recover from three months of stagnation, Brits up and down the country are getting their priorities right and flocking to the beach and jetting off on holidays.
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@joaopinheiro suggests we keep in touch with family via email. Source
@stsquad has moved his family off Facebook and onto WhatsApp. Is that a solution? Source
@andyc is thinking about our inside leg. "Ooh err Missus!" Source
@MunkyBone wants our sausage. "Ooh err Missus!" Source
@basil had 300 singing at his wedding, and that was just the choir! Source
@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk says men do not produce enough useful juice. "Ooh err Missus!" Source
@nigeldgreen has noticed all the pooh bins have been removed. Source
@mnw is basking in the heatwave. Source
@ghostdancer is thinking of going into the Lamborgini restoration trade. Source
@fabsh Says lots of Lambo's get totalled every day. :'( Source
There was a bit of spat with two individuals. We decided not to include them so that it didn't cause things to flare up again.
@GreenJimll is planning to impersonate us when he goes to the pub. Source
@intrbiz doesn't believe either story's that more men die of Coronavirus: Men have antibodies to survive Coronavirus. Were not sure what his 3rd option is as the big words gave us a nose bleed. LOL Source
@an0key is picking up crap in the park although apparently not other people dog crap. Source
@KevanV says the train for Virgin Media has been cancelled. Source
@Multilanguman has been contaminating the lake by swimming in it. Source
@steevc has finally achieved being blacklisted by Steemit. Source
@steevc wanted to be Pinky to our Brain but he failed the interview for not being stupid enough. "NEXT!" Source
@stav has finally realised that dealing with Cretins most days has made us the cuddly individual we are. Source
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